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Lakewood Store
1404 Quail St.

Store Hours:
Monday -Saturday 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM
Sunday 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM

Thanksgiving Funnies

Holiday Hilarity to Share!

Did you know that 15 minutes of laughing can burn up to 40 calories?  What better way to work off all that stuffing than sharing a few holiday rib-ticklers?  Try out some of these Thanksgiving jokes on your family.  They might get you kicked out of the dining room, but they will kill at the kids' table :)


Q: Why do pilgrims' pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!  


Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: "Google, Google, Google!"

Q: What did the turkey say to the space telescope?
A: "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"

Q: What did the limping turkey say?
A: "Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!"

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: "Quack, Quack, Quack!" 

 Q: What's the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
 A: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his   berries! 


Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!


Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi!  (Even though everyone knows pie are not square, pie are round!) 

"If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself."
-Mitch Hedberg


We will be closed this Thursday for Thanksgiving. 
We'd like to wish everyone a warm and wonderful holiday!

Holiday Wine Tasting

Wednesday, December 3rd 6:00 to 8:00 PM


Come ring in the holiday season with us at our Holiday Wine Tasting at our Lakewood store on Wednesday, December 3rd 6:00 to 8:00 PM. We'll be sampling wines from Applejack Wine and Spirits.  We'll also be previewing all of our Christmas trees and holiday decorations and gifts. Join us for this fun and festive event!

Christmas for the Birds 

Saturday, December 6th 11:00 AM 12:00 PM


At our third annual Christmas is for the Birds, we'll be celebrating all of our birdie buddies, feathered friends and avian amigos!

Meet some of the majestic birds of prey from 
Nature's Educators, Colorado raptor education. 

Kids (and the young at heart) can make these delicious outdoor Christmas Ornaments that wild birds will just love!

Plus, we'll have great specials on all kinds of bird stuff - birdhouses, birdbaths, birdseed and more.  Perfect gifts for all your friends, bird and human alike!

Fresh Cut Christmas Trees

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas

Our Christmas trees have arrived.  Come check out all of our terrific tannebaums! 


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