Holiday Hilarity to Share!
Did you know that 15 minutes of laughing can burn up to 40 calories? What better way to work off all that stuffing than sharing a few holiday rib-ticklers? Try out some of these Thanksgiving jokes on your family. They might get you kicked out of the dining room, but they will kill at the kids' table :)
Q: Why do pilgrims' pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: "Google, Google, Google!"
Q: What did the turkey say to the space telescope?
A: "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
Q: What did the limping turkey say?
A: "Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!"
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: "Quack, Quack, Quack!"
Q: What's the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
A: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi! (Even though everyone knows pie are not square, pie are round!)
"If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself."
We will be closed this Thursday for Thanksgiving.
We'd like to wish everyone a warm and wonderful holiday!